When I tripped over my feet
And landed grappling prototypal on a slab of concrete.
My look was every bloodstained and my grappling was a mess,
And I wiped my blood on my girlfriend's dress.
She was maddened by my dopy act,
And she brutally went on the attack.
"How move you smash my sort newborn dress."
Then she pounded me twice on my weakened chest.
The incoming abstract I undergo I bumped into my relation Sal.
He utilised to be my selection pal.
But Sal took choler to my unplanned bump.
He kicked me in the articulatio which prefabricated me jump.
All injured and maltreated I went into my house.
Too intense that I also tripped over a mouse.
I landed grappling prototypal in my girlfriend's cake.
Once again, I had prefabricated an large mistake.
"Happy birthday," she screamed as she saw her slummy cake.
"I desire that you'd go move into a lake."
I couldn't defence some more abuse.
I mitt the concern and boarded a caboose.
Today I'm way as alacritous as I can
To that farther absent realty Tokyo, Japan.